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[alt_frank]

Al? keep everyone away from the bath house for the next few hours, could you?

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[alt_alice]

I've been wondering where you were. What happened?

[alt_frank]

you know that storm we had the other day?

winston found a large pile of dead fish on the beach.

[alt_alice]

Oh, dear.

And now he's smelling up the bathhouse, I suppose?

[alt_frank]

and me.

[alt_alice]

Please don't use the nice towels.

[alt_frank]

which ones are the nice ones?

[alt_alice]

The white ones without the stains on them.

[alt_frank]

oops.

[alt_alice]

Oops?

[alt_frank]

yes, dammit, oops.

I'll get you new ones.

we'll have to burn these anyroad.

[alt_alice]

Right. And how many towels are we talking about, all told?

[alt_frank]

he's a newfie, for merlin's sake.

[alt_alice]

I figured as much.

Light blue.

[alt_frank]

light blue what?

[alt_alice]

Towels, of course. And we need some new sheets as well, come to think of it.

[alt_frank]

do you want the sheets to be light blue too?

[alt_alice]

Oh, I don't care about the sheet colour one way or the other. As long as it isn't yellow or pink, that is.

[alt_frank]

right. well, while you think on what colour you want our toilet paper to be, I'll just be here, in the bathhouse, cleaning the world's smelliest dog.

[alt_alice]

Oh, my poor darling. I do hope you'll survive this terrible ordeal somehow.

[alt_frank]

I'm never eating fish again. ever.